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Friday, May 5, 2017

A DELAWARE PASTOR'S ANSWER FOR A CHURCH IN DECLINE: MAKE CHURCH A BUSINESS; BE A STATISTICS FANATIC; LEARN TO BE A TECHIE; BE "MISSIONAL" & PURPOSE DRIVEN LIKE RICK WARREN

 DELAWARE'S PROBLEMS FOUND 
IN ITS SPIRITUAL DEADNESS
THIS PASTOR IS IN A PANIC 
AND AT A DEAD END! 
WHAT TO DO WHEN A CHURCH CAN'T GET PEOPLE SAVED OR DISCIPLED? CLOSE UP? NEVER!
GET 250 INSTEAD OF 150 VISITORS PER YEAR TO KEEP GROWTH AT 5% MINIMUM TO PAY BILLS?
TRY "SERVANT (STEALTH) EVANGELISM" AGAIN LIKE HE TRIED IN JANUARY 2014? 
PICK UP A AN UNNAMED CHURCH GROWTH BOOK AND STUDY IT, REVISE THE CONSTITUTION, BIND CONSCIENCES BY FORCING MEMBERS TO SIGN A NEW MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT, HAVE THE ANNUAL PICNIC MOVED FROM A STATE PARK TO THE CHURCH PARKING LOT, HAVE CHILDREN BUILD "RACE CARS", LOTS OF CONTEMPORARY MUSIC, HAVE THE LADIES STUDY HERETICAL BOOKS, HAVE CHILDREN LEARN CONTEMPLATIVE MYSTICISM THROUGH AWANA, REFERENCE MANY APOSTATES AS MODELS TO FOLLOW IN SERMONS, MAKE NO WARNINGS ABOUT FALSE TEACHERS, BE ECUMENICAL, BE NON-DOCTRINAL, BE LOVING INSTEAD OF JUDGMENTAL, QUOTE OPEN LGBT PEOPLE, QUOTE PSYCHO-HERETICS, ETC.
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RICK WARREN, BILL HYBELS, LOUIE GIGLIO, ANDY STANLEY, BETH MOORE HAVE THE ANSWERS YET!
SERMON STARTS AT 30 MINUTE MARK AFTER A "WORSHIP" TIME FILLED WITH CCM MUSIC:
 HE FORGOT TO HAVE A NASCAR SERVICE TO BRING IN THE CROWDS!
RUN CHURCH LIKE A BUSINESS RE-DISCOVERED; 
BUT WHAT ARE THEY SELLING? 
SALVATION FOR A PRICE?