THIS IS NO JOKE: "SURPRISE SITHOLE" TO SPEAK AT HOLY GHOST SOIREE COMING TO DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA

DAVID WAGNER

BOBBY CONNER

MURRAY & ASH SMITH

 SURPRISE SITHOLE TO SPEAK 

AT HOLY GHOST SOIREE

BY BUD AHLHEIM

SEE: http://pulpitandpen.org/2016/08/08/surprise-sithole-to-speak-at-holy-ghost-soiree/; republished below in full unedited for informational, educational, and research purposes:

Umm … no … I’m not making this up.

You don’t need well-honed discernment skills to enjoy a bit of comic relief from the charlatanical charade of a guy named Surprise Sithole who’ll be speaking at an upcoming Holy Ghost cotillion and miracle festival. The Catch The Fire USA sponsored “Consumed By Love, Power, & Prophecy Conference” will feature his “special impartation to catalyze revival fire.”  (Goose-bump creme will be available in the foyer.)

Yeah, umm, okay. Pull my other leg. It plays jingle bells. Repeat after me … slowly, please … “False Prophet.”

This particular prophet’s scatologically evocative name is nothing compared to the eschatological anachronism his Holy Ghost event conjures up. Surprise may be surprised that he’s actually not living in the heady prophetic, tongue-speaking, miracle-working days of the first century apostles. The astute believer knows such things have providentially ceased.

Folks, this stuff is better than perusing Charisma News on a Friday afternoon while you wait for the five o’clock whistle as you search for a “you ain’t gonna believe this” story of outrageous incredulity to share at Sunday School … well, if you’re in the right kind of Sunday School, I reckon. What Surprise is doing is no surprise, frankly.

And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray. Matthew 24:11

Brace yourself, North Carolina because this particular festival of heresy will be coming to Durham for three whole days of “greater revelation and activation to the prophetic,” teaching you how to have “more daily encounters with the Holy Spirit.” (Oooohhh, they’re gonna activate AND revelate? Somebody take video, puh-lease. It can be used for a Discernment 101 YouTube series I was thinkin’ about doin’.)

Whereas for the truly regenerate who understand … oh, the Word of God … we realize the Holy Spirit is always with us … actually … in us. He’s not gonna be dropping down in flames just because a self-proclaimed, self-anointed prophet named Surprise summons Him. But it’s apparently a nifty, albeit diabolical, trick Surprise learned from his gal-pal prophetess friend, Heidi “Headless Chicken” Baker. (Yeah, they’re in the super special anointed prophet club together. So he’s got that goin’ for him … for a while … anyway.)

By way of disclaimer, at the time of this writing it is not confirmed if this is a B.Y.O.S. event – Bring Your Own Serpent.

We can probably safely presume, though, that all registered attendees ($65 for individuals, $110 for couples, or a discounted rate of $55 for students and veterans) will be provided official Catch The Fire USA logo, paper dental bibs for use during the service. No doubt the charismatic gibbering drool will be in full flow. Get yours at the door. Kids, be alert to where you stand and remind Granny to load up on Poli-Grip to keep those choppers in place when the kundalini spirits get kickin’.  And don’t forget the tambourines, either.

Sithole, along with other Holy Ghost prophets, aims to equip “radical lovers of Jesus,” helping them to be “further immersed in His fiery love and receive fresh revelation and impartation from the Holy Spirit.” The goal, as any prophet-prone (and thus undiscerning) follower of such falseness will know, is to “transform our hearts and minds to live a supernatural, Kingdom focused life.” (Umm, I dunno. I’m kinda more driven by that remark of Paul’s, “that I might gain Christ.” (Philippians 3:8) I don’t need to have a supernatural life, really. I just need Christ.)

“We expect the weekend to be filled with radical encounters with the Holy Spirit to operation in greater levels of spiritual authority and revelatory gifts.”  (Somehow, I don’t think the “gifts” they’re talking about include the slobber bibs.)

Anyway, somebody take along a stenographer, please, so these extra-biblical revelations can be properly recorded, okay? In all the hype and hoopla of this Holy Ghost extravaganza, it’d probably be more than a Surprise to Sithole if divine revelation from his frothy tongued-spit didn’t make it into the Writ. Failure to do so could mean Sithole might have to forsake that Revelation white stone with a new name that you just know he hopes to get one day.

Sithole’s not the only Holy Ghost huckster hurling heresy at this Durham drama. David Wagner, who has “seen thousands experience true freedom from bondage and disease” will be present. (Always a worthwhile endeavor for such rallies of religiously raucous frenzy. Maybe somebody could ask him to do something about the Zika thing. That’s becoming a problem.)

Bobby Conner, a “uniquely anointed,” and “seasoned prophet of God” will also be on hand to “sound the alarm and awaken the warriors to arise and contend for the true faith.”(Actually, we hope he finds it – “the true faith” – before doing so, of course.)

Finally, the husband and wife, co-pastoring, tag team of Murray and Ash Smith, lead pastors of the Catch The Fire Worship Center, will be in the house. Can somebody say “give it up?”  No … really … “give it up.” Murray “is also the church accountant,” an obviously important task for such an event that is otherwise void of spiritual value. But it’s sure to have some Franklins and Grants dropped in the “church’s” hopeful coffers.

So, if you’re in Durham September 1, 2 & 3, mark your calendars. Something Biblical will be going on at this Sithole soiree. Of course, it’s only Biblical when considering those many warnings of Scripture about false teaching, false signs and wonders, and the increasingly prevalent reality of apostasy in the church. That makes it Biblical, but not in the “I wanna piece of that” sort of way.

Regardless of how Charminy-squeezeable and enticingly appealing Sithole and associates make this charade sound, it’s blasphemous. The first clue? The Holy Spirit never, ever, EVER points anyone to the Holy Spirit. That may be a surprise to Surprise, but such charlatans only squeeze the Scriptures enough to rationalize their soul-jeopardizing ambitions.

But if you’re near those parts, and have the time, we’d encourage you to make time to go… go stand outside with a handful of genuine gospel tracts and a heart eager to share the Biblical Truth of our Lord and Savior. And if you see Surprise, surprise him with the Gospel. Otherwise, he – and his compatriots in this Scripturally-illicit affair – may one day get the woeful “surprise” of his eternity.

On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.  Matthew 7:22-23

(A serious, non-satirical comment: Folks, many people are being deceived by such charlatans. We need to be actively sharing the Gospel with them. We need to be actively praying for them. If there is ever a stronghold that seems insurmountable, it’s the satanic stronghold of believing one is “in the faith” when one is clearly nowhere near it. Eyes are blinded and Truth, found exclusively in His Word – not from presumed revelation outside it – goes ignored.

Each of us who are saved by grace should take every opportunity to share the Truth of that Gospel of grace, especially to those imprisoned in such fortresses of falseness as this. It’s a foreboding fortress, to be sure, but “the Gospel is the power of God for salvation.”  (Romans 1:16) He’s done it before … remember a teacher of the Jews named Nicodemus? He was in a religious stronghold once too. But he stood at the foot of our Savior’s cross before it was all over. So, please, pray for these souls. There just may be a Nicodemus or two among them …)

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Heidi Baker - Demonic impartation

Published on Oct 9, 2014

You wont believe this until you see it. False prophets and the counterfeit gospel of Bill Johnson's Bethel Church, Redding, California. Queen Heidi imparts an evil spirit to a young man she prays for.

NWO POPE PLUS PRESIDENT HILLARY=HELL ON EARTH

NWO Pope Plus President Hillary Equals Hell On Earth

Published on Aug 9, 2016

New Age Author Alice Bailey, the woman behind the new age religion found in the United Nations said "There is no question, therefore, that the work to be done in familiarizing the general public with the nature of the Mysteries is of paramount importance at this time. These Mysteries will be restored to outer expression through the medium of the Church and the Masonic Fraternity ... When the Great One comes with His disciples and initiates we shall have ... the restoration of the Mysteries and their exoteric presentation as a consequence of the first initiation."

What appears to be a simple prayer is actually echoed by NWO Pope Francis calling for “a new humanity” and insisting Christians and Muslims both “worship the one God…”

Michael Snyder writes “ Pope Francis told hundreds of thousands of young people gathered for World Youth Day in Poland that they need to “believe in a new humanity” and that they should refuse “to see borders as barriers”.

In May 2016: Pope Francis welcomed one of the top Sunni clerics in the world to the Vatican, and he reportedly told the cleric that “our meeting is the message“.

In September 2015: Pope Francis traveled to New York City to deliver a speech that kicked off a conference during which the United Nations unveiled a “new universal agenda” for humanity.

In November 2015: Pope Francis declared that fundamentalism, even Christian fundamentalism, is a “sickness” during remarks in which he stressed the similarity of the major religions.

In July 2015: During a trip to Ecuador, Pope Francis spoke of the need for “a new economic and ecological world order” in which the wealth of the planet is “shared by everyone”. Pope Francis also denounced global capitalism and refers to its excesses as the “dung of the devil“.

In June 2015: Pope Francis called for “a new global political authority” that would have the resources necessary “to deal with the world’s economic problems and injustices”.

In June 2014: For the first time in the history of Catholicism, Pope Francis authorized “Islamic prayers and readings from the Quran” at the Vatican. In ancient times, this would have been considered blasphemy, but today nobody really even notices when something like this happens.
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Guest Steve Quayle talks with Alex Jones about the attempt by the global elite to re-shape the world and turn it into 3rd World Status.
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BERNIE "SANDERNISTAS" SANDERS' GOLDEN PARACHUTE: A SUMMER SECOND HOME ON THE SHORE OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VERMONT

WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION TO HIM, 
BUT YOU WON'T SHARE IN IT

Like Daniel Ortega, the Nicaraguan socialist Bernie visited and bragged about 35 years ago, Bernie Sandinista found a way to enrich himself personally.

SEE: http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/28/bernie-sanders-supported-socialist-sandinistas-honeymooned-in-ussr/

BERNIE "SANDINISTA" SANDERS' GOLDEN PARACHUTE: A SUMMER SECOND HOME ON THE SHORE OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VERMONT

SEE: http://m.sevendaysvt.com/OffMessage/archives/2016/08/08/bernie-sanders-buys-a-summer-home-in-north-hero;

EXCERPTS:

"The Burlington resident last week plopped down nearly $600,000 on a lakefront camp in North Hero.

Sanders’ new crib has four bedrooms and 500 feet of Lake Champlain beachfront on the east side of the island — facing Vermont, not New York. The Bern will keep his home in Burlington and use the new camp seasonally.

Sanders, an outspoken advocate for the working class who spent his 2016 presidential primary campaign railing against income inequality, remains one of the poorer members of Congress, and his net worth is among the lowest in the Senate.

“We’ve traveled up to the islands many times over the years — almost always on day trips,” Sanders’ wife, Jane O’Meara Sanders, told Seven Days in a written statement. “We’ve been impressed with the North Hero community, eaten at the North Hero House and Shore Acres and have suggested them to friends who were looking for a beautiful place to stay or have dinner. St. Anne’s Shrine in Isle La Motte is my favorite church and it is nearby.”

The Sanders also own a row house on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., and a house in Burlington’s New North End."

PLANNED PARENTHOOD SUES DAVID DALEIDEN TO STOP DOCUMENT RELEASE

PLANNED PARENTHOOD SUES DAVID DALEIDEN TO STOP DOCUMENT RELEASE

BY RAVEN CLABOUGH

SEE: http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/item/23823-planned-parenthood-sues-david-daleiden-to-stop-document-release; republished below in full unedited for informational, educational, and research purposes:

Planned Parenthood has filed a lawsuit against David Daleiden (shown) of the Center for Medical Progress and also against the University of Washington to stop the release of documents that detail the abortion giant's relationship with the university’s Birth Defects Research Center.

Last year, Daleiden and the Center for Medical Progress released 11 videos featuring secretly recorded comments from executives of Planned Parenthood and StemExpress, a California-based company that partnered with Planned Parenthood to supply human blood, cells, and tissue products to biomedical researchers — as well as undercover footage from some of the abortion giant's clinics. The videos revealed Planned Parenthood's illegal activities related to fetal organ harvesting, which included altering abortion procedures to procure fetal tissue, as well as selling fetal tissue for profit. Additionally, the videos raised serious questions over whether consent had been received from mothers seeking abortions to use their fetal tissue.

The videos sparked numerous investigations into the abortion organization, including one in Washington that concluded in November, clearing Planned Parenthood of any wrongdoing.

Daleiden believes that the University of Washington is involved in Planned Parenthood’s fetal harvesting scheme and has been pursuing details regarding transactions between the university's Birth Defects Research Center and Planned Parenthood. In February, Daleiden and Zachary Freeman, communications director at the Family Policy Institute of Washington (FPIW), filed public records requests for documents pertaining to the transactions. Those documents were to be released on Friday, but Planned Parenthood filed a class-action lawsuit to stop their release.

The Birth Defects Research Laboratory, which receives $700,000 in taxpayer dollars annually from the National Institutes of Health, stores fetal tissue donated by Planned Parenthood and other clinics and redistributes it to research centers around the country. The laboratory claims any costs connected to the purchase of fetal tissue were reimbursements for transportation and storage, the Washington Times reports.

Daleiden declared, “Planned Parenthood and their allies have yet again stormed into federal court, this time demanding the suppression of public records about Planned Parenthood’s supply of aborted baby parts to the taxpayer-sponsored, NIH-funded fetal harvesting service at the University of Washington."

At the behest of state legislators, Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson conducted an investigation into Planned Parenthood’s illegal sale of fetal organs and determined that the claims against the organization were “unfounded.”

However, Family Policy Institute of Washington (FPIW) Director Joseph Backholm said that his organization seeks to “verify” the attorney general’s findings, noting that the state investigators did not conduct enough of a thorough investigation and did not review contracts between the University of Washington Birth Defects Research Laboratory and those who supplied “aborted body parts.”

Life Site News elaborates,

Freeman decided to ask for records after FPIW found correspondence in which Deputy Attorney General Paige Dietrich, who was investigating whether the UW’s program violated state law, asked a university official for a “contract” between the lab and an outside vendor. “You will hold those confidential and not share with anyone without consent?” asked University of Washington Government Relations Director Ian Goodhew. Dietrich then canceled the request.

Backholm asserts that FPIW simply seeks to investigate what the attorney general would not.  

“We’re looking for information about connections between entities and whether money was exchanged for human body parts,” Backholm stated.  

But the lawsuit has successfully halted that investigation, at least temporarily, as U.S. District Court Judge James Robart has issued a temporary restraining order against the release of documents, and a preliminary injunction hearing is set for August 19.

The Washington Times reports that the class-action lawsuit represents 150 plaintiffs in multiple states connected to Planned Parenthood of Greater Washington and Idaho, the Planned Parenthood Federation for America, and numerous other groups. The suit claims that the records’ release would violate the constitutional right to privacy of the plaintiffs, a claim that Daleiden’s attorney contends is simply a “smoke screen” to hide information.  

 “David didn’t request personal information, so if the University of Washington is in the practice of handing our people’s personal cellphone information in their open-records responses, that’s something that someone in the state of Washington needs to look at,” said Peter Breen, an attorney with the Thomas More Society, which represents Daleiden.

Similarly, Backholm opines that the lawsuit serves as a “distraction” in that it ignores the bigger legal question regarding the illegal sale of aborted body parts.

“The plaintiffs in the lawsuit claim that their safety would be in jeopardy if their identities became public,” Backholm said.

“Coming from an industry built on violence to others, this is deeply ironic. But that is beside the point,” he continued. “The conversation about who is a bigger threat to whom is irrelevant to the legal question about whether anyone in Washington was illegally profiting off the sale of baby body parts.”

Pro-life advocates contend this latest lawsuit reveals the abortion giant's desperation to silence its critics.

"This is just the latest desperate attempt by Planned Parenthood to bury information about its role in the illegal trafficking of aborted babies," says Life Legal Defense Executive Director Alexandra Snyder. "Planned Parenthood is once again using its immense resources--largely supplied by American taxpayers--to keep the truth hidden from the public."

Efforts to silence Daleiden have been blatant. Planned Parenthood has filed four lawsuits against him over the undercover video series, for example, while investigations that should have focused on Planned Parenthood's illegal organ harvesting scheme have instead examined Daleiden and the Center for Medical Progress, albeit without much success. Last month, Daleiden was cleared of two charges in Texas: using a fake ID and attempting to purchase fetal tissue through a fake company.. 

Still, Daleiden intends to forge ahead in his pursuit for the truth.

“The American people, whose tax dollars make this entire barbaric industry possible, deserve to know the truth,” he said.

Seattle PI reports that Daleiden is also pursuing correspondence between multiple bioscience firms at Seattle University.