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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

THE LATEST APOSTASY: CHURCH NERF WARS TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

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PROVIDING A HOLIDAY DIVERSION FROM SHOPPING OR THINKING ABOUT THE HEAVY THINGS LIKE SIN AND THE NEED FOR A SAVIOR, PERHAPS?
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"NERFING FOR BABY JESUS"? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
AT CHRISTMAS, THE GOSPEL NEEDS A BOOST! HOW?
VOILA! A NEW REVELATION: 
The benefits of foam to foam Nerf battle combat can be an aid to church growth, and in bridging the gap between church and the secular community, for mutual understanding? How Loving!?
HOW THEN WOULD JESUS NERF? 
http://www.fbcbellefonte.org/:
 TheZone
 OH PASTOR! 
PLEASE DON'T SHOOT THE HYPER-CRITICAL, EVEN THOUGH YOUR SERMONS NEVER HIT THE MARK!
NO CURSE WORDS, NOW; 
JUST BLESS THEM WITH BULLETS 
AT THIS HOLY TIME OF THE YEAR

PASTOR & CHURCH SECRETARY "HAVE IT OUT" DURING EXHAUSTING SERMON PREPARATION; 
RELIEVING THE (SEXUAL) TENSION THAT SEPARATE OFFICES DON'T RELIEVE:

“Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.” 
Proverbs 22:6 
SPECIAL OPS/BASIC TRAINING FOR 
"SPIRITUAL" WARFARE?
TRAINING FOR THE REAL THING, OH YES!
 NERF WAR UNDER BLACK LIGHT OR JUST EMERGENCY LIGHTING; YOU CHOOSE WHAT'S APPROPRIATE FOR THE AGE BRACKET. THE RAP MUSIC JUST MAKES CHURCH MORE "COOL" (SCREENED FOR PROFANITIES):
 OTHER CHURCHES GLORIFYING JESUS CHRIST IN THEIR OWN PERVERTED WAY:
EXCERPT: 
“Anyone who thinks that NERF is glorifying violence, anyone who is concerned about guns with youth, anyone who thinks that church should be more serious … There is a whole set of people from different angles who may not like this,” said Reed.
Reed said that these wars give the chance for teaching opportunities – even aside from the spiritual aspects.
“It shows us how to respect one another, how to respect other people’s property, how to respect our own property.”
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WHEN WILL THE CHURCHES COME OUT OF DEEP DENIAL AND FACE THE REAL SPIRITUAL BATTLES, WITH THE REAL ENEMY? 
 “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” Ephesians 6:12